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Phases of matter

Parent #1 [holding baby; looks down]: Yup, there he goes.

Parent #2: Solid, liquid, or gas?

Parent #1: Well…. There aren’t really solids yet.

Parent #2: I know, I just wanted to say it.

Parent #1: Plasma.

Parent #2: Sweet. A scorching hot cloud of ions? Yeah, he’s done that.